You can never get enough of redneck humor, right? O.K. maybe sometimes too much is too much but we love Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engval and Jeff Foxworthy! Here is a joke I got today from one of the strong FOS (Friend of the Show) today.
Redneck Joke:
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is DRT (Dead Right There).
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, someone should go and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Cooter's widow".'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
(Rednecks Are Good At That Sensitive Stuff.)
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Redneck Joke:
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is DRT (Dead Right There).
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, someone should go and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Cooter's widow".'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
(Rednecks Are Good At That Sensitive Stuff.)
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With that being said, have you ever enjoed the many REDNECK websites out there? CHECK THESE OUT!!!
Do you want to RATE A MULLET? You have heard of 'Hot or Not' but there is a website that has been out for quite some time and VERY entertaining! You can rate peoples MULLETS!!!
Like to cook REDNECK STYLE?? Check THIS out!
Website dedicated to redneck possum recipes and other quality redneck and possum information.
If YOU have any cool websites for rednecks, please send it to: sandra@wirk.com
Cheers!
Sandra Foxx
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