This morning, we realized that the things you say to a little kid, also apply to your drunk friends! We threw a few out there for you that Jeff, Bill, Tiny and myself came up with, but the gold came from you...of course! The strong FOS (friend of the show!)! Here is a list compiled this morning from the things you say to a little kid are also things you wouuld say to a drunk friend...hilarious!
Pull your pants up!
Get down off of there!
Get that out of your mouth!
why are you crying?
It's going to be alright...
I can't understand what you're saying!
Do you need a ride home?
Don't do that, you're going to get hurt!
We're almost home, you can hold it!
Keep your pants on, there are people around!
I can't believe you just stole that!
Get out of the road, a car is coming!
Let me help you put your shoes on the right feet?
What is that in your hair?
Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been
This why we don't take you anywhere....
Use your INSIDE voice
No, u can't go here, wait ill find a bathroom!
Stop that now, you be nice to your brother
Quit crawling... You're old enough to walk!
Wait til your Father hears about this!
Just go to bed and go to sleep!
What do you mean you can't hold it?
Don't pee on that, you know where the toliet is...
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Tomorrow morning we will have you spin the prize wheel for more prizes---Tickets to Fall Fest, Pat Green and Zac Brown!!!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD joins the show tomorrow as we talk to her about her new album which hits the store shelves tomorrow...
And we may just have more fun with audio....:-)
Cheers!
Sandra
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